They couldn't stop Jack or the water's lapping

I was prepared to quit drugs yesterday. But then I remembered that it was 4/20, so I didn't. Maybe I'll try again sometime.

I can't be assed to do anything lately. I feel both bored and overwhelmed. Easily distracted, too. It sucks. I blame the weather. It's not that I have a lot I should be doing, really, but that usually bothers me. Somebody please save me.

I'm not going to say anything mean

I'm not going to say anything mean

Fuck, do not say anything mean, dude.


Sometimes, living in this town really sucks. You know?

I just broke my lamp, dancing and singing along with Queen. This is my life. I know you're jealous.

I'm a satellite; I'm out of control! I never liked that fucking lamp anyway.

Hey, anyone throwing a party I could crash for New Years? Janis, you must have connections.

God, this is pathetic. I know it even as I write it.

I have been having a hard time coming up with Christmas present ideas this year. Usually they just hit me, but I'm pretty much running on empty. And I don't like when it feels like a chore instead of inspiring. Can I just skip to New Years?

On the other hand, I know what I'm going to do for myself this Christmas. I've been hesitant waiting until I have enough extra money to get a tattoo, and now I do. I'm tossing around one or two ideas. I wonder if tattoo places are insanely busy around the holidays. Everything else fucking is.